1.) The castle is not on Mars, but in Wisconsin next to a busy interstate north of Chicago.
2.) The castle is not made of cheese.
3.) It's not really a castle, just a place for people traveling home to Chicago from Wisconsin to buy cheese and other trinkets when their summer vacation trip ends.
@andymarfia@universeodon.com To explain to our non-USA readers:
1.) The castle is not on Mars, but in Wisconsin next to a busy interstate north of Chicago.
2.) The castle is not made of cheese.
3.) It's not really a castle, just a place for people traveling home to Chicago from Wisconsin to buy cheese and other trinkets when their summer vacation trip ends.
4.) It's not really very good cheese.