If Canada is married to the United States,

Then Europe is the new Mistress.

How do you know when your spouse is having an affair ?

They act funny.

How do you know your spouse is 'still' having an affair?

They act normal after you asked them if they were [are] having an affair.

Lately,

Canada has been acting very very normal.

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