BENNY BEAGLE: We’ll be sharing those chicken wings, won’t we?
September 17, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.
BENNY BEAGLE: We’ll be sharing those chicken wings, won’t we?
September 17, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.
BENNY BEAGLE: We’ll be sharing those chicken wings, won’t we?
September 17, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.
BENNY BEAGLE: I'm going to lay here and perish from a lack of snackums. Farewell cruel world.
ME: You ate breakfast twelve minutes ago.
BENNY BEAGLE:
BENNY BEAGLE: I'm going to lay here and perish from a lack of snackums. Farewell cruel world.
ME: You ate breakfast twelve minutes ago.
BENNY BEAGLE: Omit flowers. Please send donations to the Starving Beagle Fund.
September 10, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.
BENNY BEAGLE: I'm going to lay here and perish from a lack of snackums. Farewell cruel world.
ME: You ate breakfast twelve minutes ago.
BENNY BEAGLE:
BENNY BEAGLE: I'm going to lay here and perish from a lack of snackums. Farewell cruel world.
ME: You ate breakfast twelve minutes ago.
BENNY BEAGLE: Omit flowers. Please send donations to the Starving Beagle Fund.
September 10, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.